Missing in Venice
by Daniel Nuku
One ordinary day on a cruise ship something extraordinary happened, that day this cruise ship came from New Zealand all the way to Fiji so that’s a long long trip you know!
When the captain went to eat his lunch he accidently hit off the autopilot, the captain didn’t know this. In the middle of his lunch crash! they crashed right into Venice. “Ahh, so where are we now,” exclaimed the captain, “let’s see, where in Venice” said one of his sailors, “VENICE!,” shouted the captain.
“Well, this is going to take a long time to fix this mess” said the captain, “I’m going to ring up the local English engineers, said the captain.” “Let's see, ah so you've got a huge dent in the front, the back has been shattered and the water pipes have cracked and soon there will be no more fresh water for you then we will have to inspect "Stop!,” shouted the captain in fury,” just what is the price.” “is he always that shouty,” whispered the engineer to the sailor.Of, the cost is … I’ll tell you tomorrow, “What!” shouted the captain, “I guess he is always that shouty” said the engineer.
The next morning, “the cost is … one trillion” dollars, “What oh by golly one tr tr trillion d d dollars” said the captain in surprise, “ya man very expensive you know”, exclaimed the engineer. So now they are stuck in Venice for a very long time. “But wait you can have a 30 day risk free, money back guarantee for our instant repair ,” raped the engineer . “I’ll take it,”said the captain. SO in the end they made it to Fiji.
The End
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